Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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