I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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