I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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