She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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