Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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