similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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