We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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