I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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