i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
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