Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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