She went from zero to smokin in five shots
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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