You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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