I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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