Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Randomize
