I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
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