I want to make a zoo with you.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I traded some nice guy at the bar ten bucks and a pack of cigarettes for his leather jacket. I'm pretty sure I win at life. Whoever is in my phone as Tyler Durden, I thank you.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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