so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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