My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
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