I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
