Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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