There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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