Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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