If i come over, it means nothing
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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