He kissed a someone with a penis
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
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