I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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