I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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