Christians are straight up FREAKS
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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