My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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