You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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