I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I would fuck him just for his dog
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