I've blown a few things in my day
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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