but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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