hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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