He disabled his match.com account in front of me
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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