Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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