I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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