As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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