you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Randomize
