dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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