my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Are we still banned from the library?
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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