is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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