I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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