her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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