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Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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