Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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