And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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