I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
