dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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