I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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