You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Quick, to the slutcave!
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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