Well douche your snatch and let's go!
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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